As you may have figured out, I’m not the kind of person who lives in the realm of things that aren’t real. I do not imagine conversations with people who are no longer present on this earth because what would be the point? It’s a wasted fantasy that has no basis. I don’t rehearse in my head what I would say to you because you will never see the performance.

As such, I’ve never considered what to say or how to say it to you. But the only time I’ve ever wanted to talk to you, have a random conversation with you, was after I finished “Twin Peaks.” I would say “Happy birthday” but you don’t have one anymore.

First word(s): Nothing.