SO, ADVENTURES IN DATING SITE CONTINUE!

After writing one SMALL MOTHERFUCKING PLAY about it, I’ve gotten the same question that prompted the play TWICE NOW.

The answer is NO, I do not want to be in a dom/sub relationship with you where YOU ARE THE FUCKING SUB, MISTER(S). Why the hell does everyone think I’m a dom?

…Don’t answer that.

Seriously, I’ve been asked this question so many times and so many men in my life automatically assume this. I mean… really?

While I have absolutely no problem with whatever anyone’s kink is, I am not into bondage. Never have been, never will be. End of story. That is not my fucking kink, ladies and gentlemen (particularly gentlemen because a strong woman MUST want to be a dom, RIGHT?).